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Breakin' teeth down in, tent one
I fought the law and the, law won
I fought the law and the, law won
I needed some satis-faction
I fought the law and the, law won
I fought the law and the, law won
Around the baby it felt so bad,
I'd had enough of Fern,
She gave me a real ton of crap
I fought the law and the, law won
I fought the law and the, law won.
She's robbed people of their, rations
She fought the law and the, law won
She fought the law and the, law won
She missed her baby and she, missed fun
She fought the law and the, law won
She fought the law and the, law won
Around the baby it felt so bad,
I'd had enough of Fern,
She gave me a real ton of crap
I fought the law and the, law won
I fought the law and the, law won.
In adjacent cells, with a typical barred door, Kate and Fern have been incarcerated. Fern has spent most of her incarceration so far sobbing loudly, but it hasn't got her any more than the bread and water Kate got.
There is one guard, who looks tired, and is sitting down the end of the corridor with a newspaper. There is a barred window in each cell, a non-lit fireplace near the guard, and a large barred window at the other end of the corridor.
I fought the law and the, law won
I fought the law and the, law won
I needed some satis-faction
I fought the law and the, law won
I fought the law and the, law won
Around the baby it felt so bad,
I'd had enough of Fern,
She gave me a real ton of crap
I fought the law and the, law won
I fought the law and the, law won.
She's robbed people of their, rations
She fought the law and the, law won
She fought the law and the, law won
She missed her baby and she, missed fun
She fought the law and the, law won
She fought the law and the, law won
Around the baby it felt so bad,
I'd had enough of Fern,
She gave me a real ton of crap
I fought the law and the, law won
I fought the law and the, law won.
In adjacent cells, with a typical barred door, Kate and Fern have been incarcerated. Fern has spent most of her incarceration so far sobbing loudly, but it hasn't got her any more than the bread and water Kate got.
There is one guard, who looks tired, and is sitting down the end of the corridor with a newspaper. There is a barred window in each cell, a non-lit fireplace near the guard, and a large barred window at the other end of the corridor.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 08:47 pm (UTC)Hmm. British police officers are unarmed. Tommy could probably take him if it came to it.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 08:54 pm (UTC)"Get the keys." Carlotta whispers to him.
The monkey pads over to the guard, hops on the table, pulls apart a sandwich and removes a slice of cheese, which he brings to Tommy.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 09:00 pm (UTC)"Uh. No. Keys. Not cheese. For opening locks. Like on a cage? You know what a cage is, don'tcha, you little-- monkey. Get the keys!"
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 09:17 pm (UTC)"Shh!" Carlotta hisses, as the guard grunts in his sleep.
She gets to the bottom of the chimney, and finds she can't quite get out. Darnit, sooty for nothing!
The monkey bounds around the room and presents Tommy with the guard's handcuffs, a pencil, and half an onion.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 09:24 pm (UTC)Shit.
"No!" he rasps at the monkey. "Keys! Try again! Hurry! Although these might come in handy..." And he takes the handcuffs and slips them into his pocket.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 09:29 pm (UTC)Carlotta turns upside down in the chimney (with difficulty), gets here pocket knife out, and starts unscrewing the front of the fireplace from the inside.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 09:40 pm (UTC)He climbs down off the barrel, and making sure the coast is still clear, he darts around the building to a side door. The light from a nearby lamp is yellow and dim and not very useful in allowing Tommy to find the right key to the door, but after a few tries, he finally gets the lock to turn.
Quickly but cautiously, he pushes the door open, ducks inside the dark vestibule, and shuts it behind him. Creeping down a short hallway and turning a corner, he eventually finds the jail cells.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 09:59 pm (UTC)Like the hiss of lowered voices, and the metallic churn of screws coming loose.
She lifts her head, listening for a few minutes, until a brown furry flash past the officer's desk has her vaulting from the bench. She hurriedly makes her way to the bars on cat's paw, trying to catch a gander down the corridor.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 10:01 pm (UTC)Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 10:12 pm (UTC)Taking a few more steps forward, he spies the guard, still asleep.
And Carlotta in the fireplace. He puts a finger to his lips and holds a hand out for her to stay put until he can help her get the grate loose without making too much noise.
Glancing down the row of cells, he doesn't see Kate from where he is, but he'll take care of her as well as soon as he takes care of the guard -- and by that, he fastens one handcuff to an exposed pipe and the other handcuff, verrrrry carefully, around the guard's wrist, hoping that he won't wake up.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 10:28 pm (UTC)Carlotta's in the fireplace?
What is going on? Kate had expected, when Carlotta said they'd get her out of this mess, that they'd come during the day and get her out lawfully. Not that she disapproves, but she's reeling trying to catch up.
And then she finally spies Tommy.
"Tommy? I thought y'went back!"
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 10:49 pm (UTC)She tiptoes to Kate's cell.
"There's a chance the circus will be driven from this village in the morning." she whispers. "Fern's put it about that we abduct children. We need to get you out in case we're... moved on."
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-19 11:12 pm (UTC)--he wakes up.
"'Ey! Wha--!"
Tommy freaks out and stuffs the sandwich into the guard's mouth as he flails around in his chair, making a racket.
"Shuttup!" Tommy growls.
There's a bit of struggle -- and then a thunk -- and then everything's quiet again, because Tommy's just banged the guard's head against the wall and knocked him out.
Welp. Not the first time he's ever hit a cop.
He sprints over to where Carlotta is and flashes Kate a quick, slightly manic grin as he sorts through the keys to her cell.
"Hiya, honey."
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-20 12:27 am (UTC)"You're bustin' me outta here?"
She presses the back of her hand to her mouth, stifling her surprised laughter. Carlotta, Tommy, and — a monkey are breaking her out of jail.
"I'm so sorry t'hear that, Carlotta. I hope your night hasn't been ruined by all this."
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-20 09:25 pm (UTC)She puts the guard in the recovery position, digs out a card from her bra, and puts it in the guard's hand.
'You are now subject to the 1939 Official Secrets Act. Any attempt to investigate or report this government activity among non-government officials may be construed as treason and carries a minimum sentence of ten years imprisonment.'
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-20 10:26 pm (UTC)Trying not to jangle the keys too loudly in case Fern doesn't sleep like a log, he eventually finds the one that unlocks Kate's cell door. Biting his lower lip as if willing the iron hinges not to squeak, he pulls the door open.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-21 03:08 am (UTC)"My hero."
Is that sincerity or sarcasm? It's always so hard to tell with Kate.
The quick peck he gets when she makes her way to the other side of the bars might give him a clue, however.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-21 08:59 pm (UTC)She peeps at Fern to make sure she's asleep, then gathers up the monkey and gestures to get out.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-21 09:11 pm (UTC)They start to sneak past the guard.
"I didn't bump him that hard," he mutters, and he leaves the keys where the guard can get to them (well, at least not without some effort).
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-23 12:11 am (UTC)(For a fraction of a second, she sees a red lipstick stain on his face and a gold badge on his chest.)
"How many more are there?"
She keeps close to Carlotta, though not so close as to get in the monkey's space. He's clearly a wily creature, and she wouldn't be surprised if he was carrying a concealed weapon.
He eyes her.
She pretends not to be intimidated.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-23 08:39 pm (UTC)Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-23 11:46 pm (UTC)"Should somebody distract the other guard?"
He eyes the monkey pointedly.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-24 08:20 pm (UTC)"Glad you two have made amends."
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-25 09:10 pm (UTC)"I must remember to up his pay." Carlotta says, following the monkey and waving Kate and Tommy to follow.
Re: Breakout
Date: 2012-08-25 11:53 pm (UTC)He hurriedly follows Kate and Carlotta, glancing behind him to make sure the cop hasn't discovered the ruse yet.
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